British-Iranian stand-up, singer and Channel 4 Secret Genius finalist Hajar J Woodlandâs work-in-progress is a musical comedy about the voice she wasnât allowed to have. Raised in a Muslim household where singing on stage was forbidden, she became a professional singer anyway â performing for footballers and finance bros while chasing the kind of love Dawsonâs Creek and 90s romcoms promised her. ÂŁ7